Seriously. Either I’m retarded or this stuff ain’t easy (perhaps both.) If you’re wondering why my face is stretched, it’s because any pic I want to use for the “featured image” of the page must fit a 1000×288 size, which is not even close to normal, and requires cropping out most of the pic. If there’s a way to make the pics look right using WordPress, it’s not intuitive. Also, I’d like to have every page have a different featured image. Some pages, however, simply don’t want to switch to a new image, no matter what I do. None of this makes any sense at all.
I need help. One day I will look at your website, and if it’s shiny and beautiful and you are my friend, I hope that you will guide me. 10 – Beatles, The – Help!