So I figured some stuff out

It took a while, but I did it. I don’t know how, exactly, but I did. My face isn’t stretched. You can’t really see all of it, but that’s what happens with these panoramic headers. All of the pages have a different image attached to them, and I even updated the “about me” section. So all is not lost. I will be a real blogger in no time.

I have no idea how to do anything on here

Seriously. Either I’m retarded orĀ  this stuff ain’t easy (perhaps both.) If you’re wondering why my face is stretched, it’s because any pic I want to use for the “featured image” of the page must fit a 1000×288 size, which is not even close to normal, and requires cropping out most of the pic. If there’s a way to make the pics look right using WordPress, it’s not intuitive. Also, I’d like to have every page have a different featured image. Some pages, however, simply don’t want to switch to a new image, no matter what I do. None of this makes any sense at all.

I need help. One day I will look at your website, and if it’s shiny and beautiful and you are my friend, I hope that you will guide me. 10 – Beatles, The – Help!