It took a while, but I did it. I don’t know how, exactly, but I did. My face isn’t stretched. You can’t really see all of it, but that’s what happens with these panoramic headers. All of the pages have a different image attached to them, and I even updated the “about me” section. So all is not lost. I will be a real blogger in no time.
Seriously. Either I’m retarded or this stuff ain’t easy (perhaps both.) If you’re wondering why my face is stretched, it’s because any pic I want to use for the “featured image” of the page must fit a 1000×288 size, which is not even close to normal, and requires cropping out most of the pic. If there’s a way to make the pics look right using WordPress, it’s not intuitive. Also, I’d like to have every page have a different featured image. Some pages, however, simply don’t want to switch to a new image, no matter what I do. None of this makes any sense at all.
I need help. One day I will look at your website, and if it’s shiny and beautiful and you are my friend, I hope that you will guide me. 10 – Beatles, The – Help!
Eric Sasson coming. Eric Sasson imminent. Eric Sasson in the near future. Eric Sasson preview?